Look, I’ve known Jake forever. Our friendship is little-boy-holding-little-girl’s-hand.
Jenny Slate by Rachel Antonoff
Casey: Susie walks out, sees, not only are we outside eavesdropping on the conversation, but that — dun, dun, dun! — we are eating popcorn and m&ms. Which seems to be the most insulting part of this entire scenario.
KellyAnne: I’m not trying to make fun of you; i’m not trying to make this like, mean thing. And we were already making popcorn. I like popcorn. And the m&m’s were sitting here and they looked good.
I beat you, bitch!
anon!!! this message was such a surprise and is so sweet. i’m cheesing. you’re clearly a wonderful, sunshine person yourself because you brightened my day so much. thank you <333